FIVE SMALL STEPS.
Most of them are choices you can already make in your head. We do the actual thinking.
PICK A MAX BUDGET
Set a cap: $50, $75, $100, or $150. We authorize your card up to that amount. Final charge is actual gift cost plus our service fee, never above the cap.
DESCRIBE THEM
Write one or two sentences about who's getting the gift. Their age, what they like, anything they shouldn't receive (no candy, allergic to nuts, already owns every LEGO). One paragraph is plenty. We're not asking for an essay.
AI PICKS THE GIFT
Behind the scenes: AI makes the pick. A human checks safety, age fit, allergens, restricted categories, and whether it can actually ship. The human does not override the AI's taste.
THEY RECEIVE IT
We order it from a trusted merchant. It ships directly to the recipient with a gift receipt. If you provided their email, they also get a Thoughtless Gift e-card explaining that someone outsourced the choosing to AI.
YOU GET THE DETAILS
Once the gift lands, we email you what AI picked and why it fit what you told us. Until then, you are heroically uninvolved.